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Kate
You don't really want to know about me. You'd just be disappointed, like my parents.
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Things you don’t know you want to know.
golden globes conclude last night. Millionaires who work 3 months a year pat selves on back while rest of world struggles to pay mortgage.
Couple weds in Taco Bell. Proves Americans can always sink lower and don't have to have pictures taken to show world they're fat.
Prince Harry racist, which is hysterical because he's a ginger.
Joy of Sex book newly revised. Simply advises reader to get two chicks instead of one.
Apparently, both S.J. Parker and Mathew Broderick feel they can do better then each other. What drug are they on and how can I get some?
Pres. Bush’s cat found dead. Lincoln’s ghost pissed he must share Lincoln Bedroom with new specter lacking ghostly litter box.
New Doctor Who actor announced. David Tennant yet to realize his poon supply has been cut off.
Time Warner & Viacom reach deal. Customers look forward to being fisted in the new year.
Hugh Jackman tapped for Dancing with the Stars. Maintains sexuality while world rolls eyes.
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